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We attended a pie party Tuesday night. There wasn’t quite enough silverware, so we toted some along to add to the pool. Wednesday evening, I received this message sent from Crow’s email address. It was obviously co-opted by terrorists: We have your forks. If you cooperate, they will be returned unharmed. We demand 30,000 unmarked, [...]
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All the way through grade school—from Kindergarten or First Grade until Sixth, when I was twelve years old—I had two friends who were boys. Their names were Jimmy and Adam. Each was the other’s best friend, and the two of them were a great constant of my grade school education. I don’t remember much, but [...]
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Marty: How attached are you to not having pickled garlic pieces in your vacuum cleaner? Me: Attached!! This attached! Marty: How attached? Me: THIS attached!! This attached, as in, “I just caught a hyoooge fish” attached. You know, he’s been saying funny things all day… But I couldn’t let this one go.
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So far this morning I have made delicious fry-like baked potatoes, perused four high school notebooks, and half-assed a kickboxing video. What have you accomplished since midnight? ;} One of the things I found was a list buried in the back of the last notebook I picked up. Here is the list: Monday June 15 [...]
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You may or may not have realized that yesterday was International Gnaw on Megan Day, a holiday made auspicious by the one and only James Seckler, to whom I owe thanks for… well, any gnawing I received yesterday, I suppose. Thanks, James. The first half of my holiday was my work day—but the second half [...]
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Since the moment I discovered a lemon ginger “shot” at the Whole Foods flagship, I’ve been obsessed. First I looked at juicers, but then I realized that I my blender / food processor might do the trick, with some fiddling. This morning I turned a quarter lemon and a chunk of fresh ginger into juicy, [...]
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